imagine alike. What do you see when you look at this picture? This is a picture of a house on our way home. Twelve hours west of here there is a house just like this. My carpool passed this house on our way to elementary school every weekday for five years. I had the same [...]
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great minds
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on October 24, 2007 | 8 Comments »
this just in: north pole goes mobile.
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on October 10, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Correspondent Ava reporting: “Did you know that Santa has a cell phone. He does. I called him on his cell phone when I was in bed.” Really, what did he say? “Ho, ho, ho, I have reindeers!” Hear that good girls and boys: no more need for written wish lists or waiting in long lines, [...]
gorgeous balloon in the land of giants
Posted in the ones about ava, the ones about badgers & friends, the ones about hungryman on July 17, 2007 | 14 Comments »
Sometime last year, a speaker at the mom’s group at my church made some comment about how moms need to let dads be dads. That our children have two parents for a reason and each brings unique qualities out in our children. She told us not to mother our husbands and hamper them from putting [...]
sir ava newton
Posted in the ones about ava, the ones about badgers & friends, the ones about parenting on July 12, 2007 | 5 Comments »
“UH!…Stop. UH!….Mama, why do these keep falling!” I looked up from the sudsy sink and over at Ava who was holding out her hand and dropping crayon after crayon on the kitchen floor. “What’s the matter, Ava?” I replied. Ava picked up a orange crayon, gripped it in her fist, held it over the floor [...]
shark tooth
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on April 27, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Mama: Wow, your new tooth is really sharp. Ava: Yeah, it’s like a shark tooth Mama: Oh no. Are you going to be a shark? Ava: No, I’m just going to be Ava with one shark tooth.
sole food
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on March 21, 2007 | 1 Comment »
After stacking up her library books in a haphazard tower of reds and blues, Ava nestled into the couch for her afternoon consumption of Babar, Madeline, and Mother Goose. No sooner had she opened Guess Who’s Coming, Jesse Bear, did the precarious pile toppled over onto her feet up to her shins. Ava looked over [...]
naughty froggy!
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on March 19, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I have read that children can develop complex relationships with imaginary friends and favorite toys, yet somehow I was completely unprepared for the following encounter: I was in the basement lifting the sixth load of laundry up into the dryer when I heard sobs upon sobs tumbling down the stairs. “Mama! Mama! ahhh-wah-wah-ahhh. Mama.” As [...]
pop! goes the badger
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on February 27, 2007 | 5 Comments »
♪♫ all around her nursery brave Ava chased the badger ♪♫♪♪ Thank you so much for all the badger-relief tips. After almost two weeks of badger occupation, I presented Ava with all the creative ways for emancipation. I was fairly certain the trap was the way to go. However, knowing that Ava had the most [...]
warning: badger on the loose!
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on February 23, 2007 | 10 Comments »
A very scary badger has taken up residence behind the radiator in Ava’s bedroom. It’s quite a tricky place to hide as we are neither strong enough dislodge the radiator nor slim enough to get behind it. As it stands there is no possible way to remove the badger. After a week of encounters, here’s [...]
anna maria goes to the zoo
Posted in the ones about badgers & friends on February 23, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Here’s a picture of Ava and daddy watching the dolphin show with Anna Maria. Wait. You can’t see Anna Maria either? Wow, neither can we. But believe me she was there. We heard about Anna Maria the ENTIRE time. She was always getting lost and falling off people’s laps. It’s amazing how many mishaps a [...]
