Comments on: “knock, knock”

By: Kristi

Kristi — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:03:36 +0000

I am disappointed that I have been out of the blogging loop for a bit here and missed this great post. I definitely could have contributed some GREAT jokes since joke telling is one of my specialties (ha ha ha , yeah right!).

Here are some of my favorites…

Knock Knock
Whos’ there?
Cloud
Cloud Who?
Cloud in the sky.

ha ha ha

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Curtains
Curtains who?
Curtains over the window.

ha ha ha

You get the picture…my and my kids’ knock knock jokes don’t make too much sense. That is why we love them so!!

Cute post and love the other jokes!

By: banana, who? «

banana, who? « — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:26:39 +0000

[...] 17, 2008 by Rachel Oh, the canned jokes. Thank you so much for all your contributions! They have provided Ava with the steady source of giggles and HungryMan with unpreventable eye [...]

By: Lexi

Lexi — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:52:54 +0000

Ok, this is not a knock, knock but it was Elias’ first joke. Maybe it will encourage Ava to branch out a bit.

Q: Which keys don’t open doors?
A: Turkeys!

Also a good Thanksgiving joke. After explaining why turkeys worked as an answer, we expanded acceptable answers to include donkeys and monkeys. Although, considering that our cat can open doors, most monkeys could probably open doors as well.

Another joke that Elias likes, because he’s into reading three letter words, is:
Q: What three letters are a mouse trap?
A: c-a-t
More of a riddle, really.

By: Mindy

Mindy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:50:40 +0000

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out below!!!

(we. like Kelly@lovewell have also mostly gone the way of nonsensical Knock Knocks. joy.)

By: Jamie

Jamie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:47:51 +0000

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning!

(Except you have to mispronounce “drowning” — “dwowning.”)

I know, I know, it’s probably the greatest knock-knock joke since the beginning of knock-knock jokes. You can thank me later.

By the way, I only recently discovered your blog, and have been enjoying it very much! Your daughter has a wonderful imagination.

By: Lizz @ Yes, and so is My Heart

Lizz @ Yes, and so is My Heart — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:56:01 +0000

No suggestions here, sorry. Ann is into singing songs about nonsense.
Most of the time, they are quite funny.

By: Kelly @ Love Well

Kelly @ Love Well — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:08:31 +0000

We have left the land of real knock-knock jokes and entered the land of nonsense knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Purple kangaroo.
Purple kangaroo who?
Purple kangaroo I ate a carrot and it was a fish.

Ummmmm … Ha-ha?

By: jenna

jenna — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:32:13 +0000

i was thinking of the interrupting COW joke. it’s like the starfish one, but a little different. i hadn’t heard of the starfish one before.

knock, knock
who’s there?
interrupting cow
interrup—
MOOO!

get it?

my kids love it because it’s such a rush for them to try to say “moo” before i’m finished saying “interrupting cow who?”

By: allie

allie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:35:33 +0000

This is the best one ever, to get back at those annoying “knock knock” joke lovers!

You say something like, “Okay i have one. ”
Let’s say it’s between you and Ava..

Rach: “Okay, i have one. Say ‘knock knock’.

Ava: “Knock Knock.”

Rach: “Who’s there?”

Ava: (silence)

it’s hilarious to me EVERY TIME! It just stumps the other person and they don’t know what to say!

but i could very well be the only person who thinks it’s that funny….maybe you should try it on HungryMan first.

By: melissa mailly

melissa mailly — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:31:26 +0000

Oooh, I really want that Station Wagon CD!! It’s on my Christmas list.

Here’s a couple of ours:

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Utch
Utch who?
Bless you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who Who?
What, are you an owl?