“Mama, Florida is a really long ways away. If we drive to Florida we are going to have to take Daddy with us. ‘Cause that’s a long ways to go without Daddy. ‘Cause we would be on the highway and you would get all tired and then somebody would crash us and then Daddy wouldn’t have anything to eat!”
Good to know her daddy’s appetite is her number one concern.
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I appreciate your selflessness Ava. I suspect you learned that from me.
But if you are in a car wreck, know that my numero uno concern-o is my family’s safety. (however, if it’s only a minor fender-bender–do hurry home a-sap. I could use you here).
…and hey! How come I wasn’t originally invited on the trip?
That’s what I want to know.
Yeah, that’s what I was wondering too, what are Ava and Mama doing in Florida without Hungry Man?!